Politicians to Replace Lolong In Cage

The world’s biggest crocodile in captivity is now dead, in a bloated stomach.

Lolong suffered discoloring of feces and appetite loss for one month with caretakers reporting the croc’s stomach bloating.

Weighing 20 feet in length and one ton in weight, the Guinness Book Of World Records tallies the gator as the largest in the world.


Zoologist believe that the bloating of Lolong’s tummy was caused by acid build up and gas caused by bacterial  infection of its internal digestive system, a result of his lack of eating.

Caretakers, the local government and the vendors who are making money out of the caged crocodile are mourning of course.

Netizens online are calling for REAL GIANT crocodiles still AT LARGE in Congress and in the Senate to replace Lolong.

With this, Bunawan Mayor Edwin Elorde would no longer be sad and vendors will be excited again.

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